People I HAd Encounters With This Weekend Who Shold Be Punched

Mall People – You know who you are. You are walking along, really sauntering along, and you don’t have a care in the world. The problem is, you are in the MIDDLE of the isle. MOVE OVER. We can’t go around you because you are holding hands with your lover, boyfriend or whatever it was. WE are now stuck behind you. MOVE OVER OR WALK FASTER.

Movie People – REALLY? This is manners 101. When you eat, chew with your mouth closed. It is simple, really. Put a piece of popcorn in your mouth, one at a time, close and chew. Oh and when you get that slurping sound from your straw coming from the cup you are drinking out of, it means your drink is gone. No amount of sucking on the straw is going to produce more of the beverage. Either get up and go get another drink or put the cup down. Better yet, just stay home. Clearly you are not ready to be in public.

Traffic People – Seriously, a yellow light does not mean run it and then act surprised that you are stuck in the middle of the intersection. Now, I can’t go and you have just bunched up traffic further. Oh, and if you are going to drink something in the car that causes you to go 30mph, when the speed limit is 55mph, perhaps YOU SHOULDN’T BE DRINKING IT.

And to the person who was walking up to the mall drinking you coke, don’t you worry your pretty little head. I picked up that coke can you threw in the planter and got in the trash can that was a whole 15 extra steps to the right. I don’t want you to go back later and look for that can to throw it away and wonder where it went.

GOODNESS!