Thursday, October 22, 2009

Rules to Follow While Watching College Football

Rules to Follow While Watching College Football with Scott:

1. The Gators are the best team ever.

2. Tim Tebow is the best quarterback in the history of college football and shall be referred to as “Tim Terrific”.

3. Don’t chat during the game. That’s what commercials are for, and that’s only if the Gators are winning.

4. Scott definitely knows more than the offensive coordinator and sometimes more than Urban Meyer, hence all the yelling at the television set. If you can’t handle yelling, go home.

Rules to Follow While Watching College Football with Melissa:

1. Come Hungry! I’ve got some great new appetizer recipes that I am dying to try.

2. Come Thirsty! I’ve got some darling margarita glasses that need to be broken in.

3. Look at Urban Meyer; he is kind of cute, huh?

4. Just ignore Scott. He’ll be fine eventually!

3 comments:

  1. I'm just passionate, that's all.

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  2. You know they have meds for that??

    xoxo
    k

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  3. Hahahahahaha!! This is so funny. It really sounds like my house when Auburn is playing. Although, the last few games Mike has been SO MAD, he changes the channel and doesn't even finish watching the game. At least Florida is on a winning streak!

    BTW, you are right about Urban Meyer; he is kinda cute!!

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