Dear Man Driving the Mini Van on 985:
Remember how in Driver's Ed they taught you that an "On Ramp" is to gain speed so that you enter the Freeway/Interstate at the same rate the cars are traveling at? Do you remember also that the reason for this is so not to become a traffic hazard for you and those around you?
Yeah...you should apply that.
No where in your driver's manual does it say to break the entire length of the on ramp and have 16 cars all backed up behind you and then to get in the fast lane when you do finally merge going like 12 miles an hour.
Seriously, I could walk faster than you were driving.
Please either stay home or only travel on surface streets.
On a side note, any man who drives a car and has one of those stick figure families on the back window with the note that reads "All Because Two People Fell In Love" should have their man card pulled and never given back. Ever.
Just Sayin....
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