Really?

Dear Man in the Blue Truck That I was Driving Behind on the Way to Work Yesterday:

I see that you have a big sticker on the back of your truck window that says "Hang Up and Drive". Imagine my surprise when I pass you because you are going like 12 miles an hour and see that YOU ARE ON THE PHONE. Really? Perhaps you need to take a nickles worth of your own free advice, my friend.

Dear Man Who Was Driving Behind Me on the Way To Work Today:

I see that you almost rear ended me twice today. Imagine my surprise when I started watching you and what you were actually doing seeing that YOU WERE SHAVING. Really? Perhaps you should do that at home and not on the road.

Dear Woman in the Mini Van on I85:

My God Woman! What is wrong with you? What makes you think it is okay to be on a major interstate and eat TOP RAMEN WITH CHOPSTICKS while you are driving. Really? Clearly you had no hands on the steering wheel as you were holding the bowl with one and chopsticks with the other. You take the cake for idiot drivers. If you are so damn hungry eat before you get in the car!

All of you should have your driver's licenses pulled. Clearly you are too stupid to be on the road. If I had enough money, I would ram you with my car just to make a point. But my car is paid off and Scott says I have to drive it until the wheels fall off because he doesn't want another car payment.

If it weren't for that, you'd be suckin!